With an unbelievable burst of energy, the denziens of the Church of MOO put forth many doctrines, writings, and, ultimately, a massive bible centered around parodying religion. You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out what the tenets of MOOism ultimately ARE, or you can let it wash over you in a wave of bovine-themed revival.
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contract.moo  |  11908 |  The Great Contract of MOOism
 | cow-g01.txt   |  7991 |  The Moo-Cow Gamma Series of High Preet Revelations (Part I)
 | cow-g10.txt   |  10672 |  The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, Saviour on a Stick (Part 10)
 | cow-p03.txt   |  8139 |  The Revelations of the High preest Guy: MOOish MystiSchism
 | enemies.moo   |  13376 |  The Enemies of MOO by Miss Take
 | juice1.moo   |  3492 |  MOO Juice #1: Encountering Kerry Wendell Thornley (November 4th, 1992)
 | juice2.moo   |  4877 |  MOO Juice #2: The Second Book of Apes (November 27th, 1992)
 | juice3.moo   |  8857 |  MOO Juice #3: Normalcy (February 27th, 1993)
 | juice4.moo   |  2499 |  MOO Juice #4: All prepare for the Grate Book of MOO (March 3, 1993)
 | mooism.txt   |  1121967 |  The Grate Book of MOO (The Doctrine of MOOism)
 | moothwak.txt   |  761 |  The Story of the UnTHWACKables
 | quack26.txt   |  102752 |  The Holy Book of QUACK: Version #26, March 26, 1992
 | theta-5.moo   |  3420 |  MOO Juice #5: The Dissolution of MOO (April 10th 1993)
 | wombat-u.asc   |  2320 |  The Story of the Wombat, from Floyd Gecko
 | wombat.moo   |  12736 |  The Mauve Room, stories of the secret room in the MOO Archives
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| There are 15 files for a total of 1,315,767 bytes. |