The Holy Temple of Mass Consumption, a Church of the Sub-Genius newsletter, actually calls itself the "Church News" in several issues. It spews out a good twenty issues of Slack, Vibe, and "Bob" before collapsing in some sort of heap by the end of their first year. Effort-free.
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 | htomc.015   |  23489 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #15
 | htomc.016   |  32393 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #16 (1992 Issue)
 | htomc.017   |  32297 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #17
 | htomc.018   |  32333 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #18
 | htomc.019   |  31326 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #19
 | htomc.020   |  35622 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #20: Illegal in 12 Countries
 | htomc.021   |  34315 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #21: Approved by Government Mass-Murderers
 | htomc.022   |  43462 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #22: New Recipes for Tasty Reptile Snacks
 | htomc.023   |  40524 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #23: Manson Family Values
 | htomc.024   |  38804 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #24: Bottom-Feeding Scumsuckers for "Xuxa"
 | htomc.025   |  46561 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #25: Ngggghuzoids on Parade
 | htomc.026   |  64552 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #26: The Road of Excess Leads to the Palace of Wisdom
 | htomc.027   |  55622 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #27: Tribute to Nothing and Nobody
 | htomc.028   |  76351 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #28: Bonus Points for Scorn and Derision
 | htomc.029   |  69926 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #29: Quentin Tarantino is God
 | htomc.030   |  69434 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #30: Half of Nothing is Better than Nothing at All
 | htomc.031   |  84083 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #31: IDKFA, IDDQD
 | htomc.032   |  78296 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #32: The Avalancha has Started, it's Too Late for the Pebbles to Vote
 | htomc.033   |  68352 |  Holy Temple of Mass Consumption #33: Waiter, there's a Shadow in my Soup
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